Assets

Today was another lazy Sunday afternoon and after my nap, it's compulsory nowadays, I turn on the idiot box, and caught the Taiwanese show "Guess, Guess, Guess". The 2nd segment of the show was about young ladies with big assets, physical ones, not the monetary kind. None of them were over 25 years old, and certainly still very single and fancy free.

The show caught my attention immediately because having no assets myself, I've always been envious of women who do. But these girls were quite exceptional as they were also slim and beautiful and their figures were all natural. All of them were 32E!!

As I listened to their stories, I was amazed to hear how one of the girls, Doris, took 2 hours each day pampering her 'babies' to keep them in tip top condition. Not only that, she wasn't quite satisfied with her 32E and is trying other means to increase it to 32F!

I was flabbergasted, 2 hours a day!! Honestly, if you tell me that I can increase my cup size from A to E by doing some exercises for 2 hours each day, I'm not sure I'd be willing to do it! Although I'm vain and having a cleavage would be nice, but 2 hours is a bit too much, don't you think? If you add that up, that's 60 hours a month and 30 days a year! Imagine spending a whole month staring and touching and massaging and goodness knows what else, to maintain one's breasts! All that, just for the sake of vanity, which the Bible teaches is here today, gone tomorrow.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I've got better things to do! Like baking a good chocolate cake and then eating it!